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[laruetheday]

wait wait wait wait wait

you like him?

[ She's making the facial equivalent of ??? right now. ]

[armd]

(abby can tell, she's got a sense for it.)

So what if I do

[laruetheday]

nothing, except now i know your secret
which is that you're exclusively attracted to dweebs

[armd]

If that's true why am I not attracted to you huh

[laruetheday]

because you call me a goober, not a dweeb

[armd]

Semantics

It's not a big deal okay I'm feeling it out

[laruetheday]

relax, i won't say anything. i won't even tell bella.

[armd]

... Okay. (she's mollified by this, it seems.)

Wait, how do you know him?

[laruetheday]

i don't KNOW him know him, but everyone knows he wrote that giant unreadable pamphlet back in deerington. [ No, Clarisse, it was just unreadable to YOU. 😤 ] i ran into him on the beach too.

[armd]

Oh yeah. (he really is a dweeb.)

Did he get you with the webs too. He was kinda freaked out about it, I think this place is fucking with his powers. Are yours all good?

[laruetheday]

yeah. it was okay though. it came off with water.

mine seem fine. actually, they feel way more normal than they ever did in deerington. i can summon more dead people now than i could before. [ hooray... ]

[armd]

Same. I actually had to pick him up like a standing lamp and carry him into the ocean with me to get it off

... Congratulations?
You could throw a crazy party

[laruetheday]

if you guys hooked up that shit would get all over you

uh, yeah, if i felt like hanging out with a bunch of racists from the 1860s.

what about you, do you feel okay? like... normal?

[armd]

Yeah maybe I'm into that you don't know me

Haha, shit. Okay maybe not.
I'd feel more normal if my blood wasn't green, but you can't have everything

[laruetheday]

gross. definitely let me know if that actually happens though, that's hilarious.

is that the only weird thing for you? it's a different color now?
bella is, like, cold all the time. literally all the time. [ SHE'S UPSET, IT'S WEIRD, SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT!!! ]

[armd]

It's not gonna happen, but sure thing

I mean that one thing is pretty fucking big. But it smells weird too and... sometimes I feel like I've got pins and needles, but really bad.
Aw. Are you having trouble cuddling? It'll be nice in summer

[laruetheday]

come on, abs, believe in yourself

uhh maybe you should go to a doctor? seriously.
shut up

[armd]

What's that supposed to mean

Well... there was a journal in my bag that had some information about my blood type and apparently it just sizzles your nerves over time, so I don't think a doctor can do much about that

[laruetheday]

oh. when you said it's not gonna happen i thought you meant the hookup. not talking to me about it :(

[ Abby isn't in the same room as she is, but the long silence that follows her second text makes it pretty obvious that Clarisse is just now realizing that there was something in the bag she should have read, but didn't. ]

oh yeah, right

[armd]

I did mean the hook-up, that's not happening. But you know you get first dibs on all the details of my... '''love life'''

(abby is fluent in clarisse silence, sorry,) Want me to read yours to you later

[laruetheday]

aw i'm honored
but why do you think it won't happen?

ugh... yeah, i guess

[armd]

We're just friends, he doesn't like me like that

You have to know these things! Plus what if you've got some insane power you don't even know about yet

[laruetheday]

how do you know that?

yeah, yeah, yeah. fine.

[armd]

I just know, okay.

Cool. I'll come up in a bit. my bed is actually pretty good

[laruetheday]

bullshit!

yeah? so is mine