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[possessum]

I WILL LOCATE THE MEANING USING TOMES OF MUCH GREATER KNOWLEDGE THAN THE DICTIONARY

( He doesn't know what a dictionary is but if she recommended it, then he knows it SUCKS! He'll find sarcasm in other, better books! (He won't though...) )

MY WITCH HAS MANY BOOKS
DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT

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YOUR witch? ew
you don't own her

[possessum]

SHE IS MY WITCH
I AM HER DEMON
IT IS NOT OWNERSHIP
WE ARE BONDED
WHY ARE YOU CRUEL

( Paimon you started this fight )

[laruetheday]

what the fuck is this BONDED
what does that even mean
are you trying to tell me that you fuck luna???

[ EW, PAIMON ]

screamskgkd

[possessum]

( The absolutely horrible thing.....is that he actually just straight up looks up the meaning of this one, himself. On the Omni's search feature.

Sure, she'd said "fuck" before and he'd copied it; he didn't know what he was saying. Now that Luna's involved, well.... He needs to know.

He finds multiple results. )

IF YOU MEAN FUCK AS IN HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
WE DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
I AM NOT A HUMAN ENSLAVED BY CARNAL DESIRES I AM A DEMON KING I AM KING PAIMON

( .....Goetic demons don't fuck, apparently. But he's not done screaming about it )

OUR BOND IS NOT OF FLESH BUT OF SPIRIT
SHE GAVE ME HER HAIR AND I GAVE HER MY VOW
WHAT WE HAVE EXCHANGED TRANSCENDS THE FLESH
WE ARE ONE

( RIP Clarisse's Omni, as every single line will be sent as a new text. He's also sending one of his Many Saved Photos Off Pinterest to clarify the point. )



DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW

:')

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she WHAT

[ Luna, what the fuck is wrong with you?? But anyway, in case anybody was expecting Clarisse to concede defeat, she refuses. She just immediately pivots to the next stupid insult. ]

okay so what you're telling me is that you're just a sad old virgin

2/2

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and don't send me any more stupid FUCKING PICTURES, gross

[possessum]

I AM AN ANCIENT VIRGIN
BUT I AM NOT SAD

( ....... )

DO YOU FEEL THREATENED, DEMIGOD
I HAVE MANY PHOTOS
BEG ME AND PERHAPS I WILL NOT SEND ANY MORE
TO YOU

[laruetheday]

i am NOT threatened by you and i won't be begging you for anything, ever
nice try

[possessum]

I HATE YOU

[laruetheday]

join the club

[possessum]

( For no discernible reason, he stops using capslock. It's probably an accident. )

is it in need of a leader

( He doesn't know why she'd willingly point him in the direction of joining an organisation made up of her enemies, but maybe he can overthrow it )

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[ This is too good. What a dumb demon. ]

are you volunteering?

[possessum]

yes
i will oversee it

( Did he just become the President of the Anti-Clarisse Club?

This feels very important. )

[laruetheday]

okay

have fun with that

[ Yes. Yes, he did. ]

[possessum]

be silences

( Paimon's capability for eloquence waxes and wanes like the moon. He's starting to go downhill again. )

this task isnot fun
it
duty

( IT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS, CLARISSE. )

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oh i see. it's your DUTY to start shit with me and make my friend miserable.
then it's MY duty to make you just as miserable. i will not be silenced!!!

[ She used three exclamation points so you know she means business. ]

[possessum]

your friend is not miserable heh is fine
we are getting a long

( Like.... kind of. )

you are the only misery
in our life

( That's just hateful, and also simply not true. )

[laruetheday]

[ WOW HER FEELINGS ]

i'm not a misery in peter's life! shut up

[possessum]

( Uh oh, did he strike a nerve )

you make him feel up set
its misery

[laruetheday]

[ She doesn't believe Paimon, but she doesn't... not believe him, either. It's not like she and Peter have been having a blast together lately. She hasn't been any fun to talk to since... since they got to Trench, honestly. And then last month she almost died in front of him, and she definitely got puke on him in the process.

Wow. Maybe she is a misery. ]

you're a liar

[possessum]

I can not lie . ,

( ....Which is actually true. He can trick and warp things, but he can't actually lie.

Maybe he can finally chase Clarisse off for good, though. )

you shouldn never speak to us again
were tired of youuuu
.

( Why does he sound like he's had a stroke )

[laruetheday]

what kind of lame demon can't even lie? isn't that supposed to be your whole thing? tricking people into selling their souls or whatever

[ This is so dumb. She doesn't even believe in demons, or hell. Just, you know... the Underworld. ]

[possessum]

( What... EW, Clarisse. He doesn't take people's souls. )

i do not do that,,
that is obsurdty.,

( He seems offended.... )

i will gve you a book
about me you can
read it.

[laruetheday]

that's not going to happen